Comcast cable internet sucks

Forget about Comcast’s evil internet throttling policies and how they’re destroying net neutrality. Sure, it’s annoying when I’m trying to use Bittorrent to e.g. download the latest version of Ubuntu, but it’s not ruining my life on a daily basis. I’d be willing to let their sins against free culture slide if they would just provide a decent internet connection.

Unfortunately, they don’t. Comcast cable internet is atrocious, slow and unreliable. The only thing I can say in Comcast’s favor is that once I manage to get a download going, it usually goes quickly, peaking around 300 kb/s. That positive is more than outweighed by the negatives, however. I can’t upload anything faster than 40 kb/s on my Comcast cable connection, which is unacceptably slow when I’m trying upload my photos to Flickr, or send copies of songs I’m working on with my band to other band members, or share home movies with my friends. My ping is disgusting: I frequently have to give up on playing online games like Quake 3 / Open Arena because I’m lagging out with a ping of 999 or above. Frequently webpages will take 10-15 seconds to load, and I’m suddenly overcome with nostalgia for my dialup connection. I bet I could get better internet through my cellphone.

Everyone in my apartment complex hates Comcast so much that they’re planning on ripping out all the walls and installing Verizon FIOS. They may have it done by the fall semester, so assuming I renew my lease on this apartment that’ll make me really happy.

I know that ISPs are a monopoly in most parts of the country, but if you can possibly avoid it, *do not* buy Comcast cable internet. I’d even go so far as to select a house/apartment in a part of town that is not served by Comcast cable, if it comes down to that, and you value having a good internet connection. Boycott Comcast cable, not just for net neutrality’s sake, but for your own sanity.

4 thoughts on “Comcast cable internet sucks

  1. I’m stuck with MDU in my apartment complex, which also sucks, sucks, sucks. My home connection drops for 10 seconds to several minutes at a time for no apparent reason, sometimes a few dozen times a day.

  2. I like to use “comcastic” to mean the opposite of what the advertisers intend it to mean. (“The connection crapped out AGAIN? Fuckin’ comcastic!”)

    Note that “comcastic” rhymes with plenty of other words besides “fantastic”, like “bombastic” or “spastic”.

    And that “fantastic” has the older meaning of “improbable”, as in “They say they’re experiencing a temporary server-side issue and that our connection will be back up by tomorrow. Sounds comcastic to me.”

  3. I am considering getting it since 1) even the speeds you describe are faster than my DSL (sonic.net) and 2) it would be cheaper than my DSL and 3) its possible to bypass their throttling.

    Plus I would be able to cancel my AT&T phone service, which is a much more evil company IMO.

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